I went looking for a Valentine’s Day Card for my husband and was distracted by some cheesy cards. And I mean cheesy. “You’re my Cheddar half,” “We’re So Gouda together,” and “Brie mine forever.” Like I said, Cheesy. I even found “We go together like Mac and Cheese.” I didn’t realize cheese and Valentine’s Day was a thing. Roses and Valentines. Yes. Chocolate and Valentines. Yes. Chocolate and Wine. Yes. So where were the wine inspired Valentine’s cards?
I ended up looking through several stores’ card isles, not finding but two. One said something about Rose´ All Day is how I say Happy Valentine’s Day. Now that’s cheesy!
I went home and looked on-line. Alas! I found some wine inspired Valentine Cards. Mostly on Etsy. Now imagine each of the following sayings on a card with an image of a wine glass, a red heart somewhere close by, and all ending in Happy Valentine’s Day.
I love you more than… wine. (But maybe that’s the wine talking.)
You had me at Merlot.
You just keep getting better with age…
“CLINK” to us!
You and me… on cloud wine.
Keep Calm and get your wine on.
Love makes the world go ‘round… but a couple bottles of wine make the ride more fun!
Say you’ll be wine…
Happy Valenwine’s Day
Love Potion #Wine
Roses are red, Blah,blah,blah,… let’s get to the wine.
Valentine’s Day is 90% Romance and 10 % Wine… Oh wait, I think I got that backwards!
We came up with one of our own for you. (See pic)
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Kyle Ann Robertson
Chief Writing Officer at Ifcorkscouldtalk.com and BBWalsh.com